07/19/00

The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the
attraction he felt for his model finally became
irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his
arms and kissed her.

She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss
them," she said.

"I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore.

"Really?" she said, softening, "How many models have there
been?"

"Four," he replied, "A jug, two apples, and a vase."