11/09/00

One day, an Eskimo family arrived in New York City. This was
the first time out of their native village, and it wasn't long
before the wife got lost. The Eskimo husband asked a passerby
for help and was told to go to the police and report it.

When he got there, a police officer asked for his wife's
description.

"What's that?" asked the Eskimo.

"Well, you see, a 'description' is telling what something looks
like. For example, my wife is 25-years-old, 5'11", weighs 140
pounds, and measures 38-25-36. Now, what can you tell me about
your wife?"

"Forget her!" exclaimed the Eskimo. "Let's go look for yours!"