09/26/00

Never fool around with a little old lady!

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive
cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she 
told the check out girl. "Nothing but the best for my little kitten. " 

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you 
cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat 
food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat 
food for your cat." 

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to 
the store. 

They sold her the cat food. The next day, the old lady went to the store 
and bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies - one for each day of 
Christmas. The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, 
claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food. Frustrated she went 
home, came back and brought in her dog. 

She was then given the dog cookies. The next day she brought in a box 
with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick 
her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in 
there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the 
box that would bite her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and 
pulled it out and told the little old lady, "That smells like crap." 

The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can I please
buy three rolls of toilet paper?" 

Never fool around with a little old lady!