08/02/00


KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS 

A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he
breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens & 2 girl kittens. "How did you
know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up 
and looked underneath," he replied, "I think it's printed on the bottom." 

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Another three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the
right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a
raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I KNOW they're my feet." 

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On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the
bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that
help?" 
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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and beganputting away the
groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.
"What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is
broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking 
for the seal." 

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Can people predict the future with cards? My mother can. Really? 
Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father
gets home.