9/29/00

Marie is driving on the interstate. Her oil warning light
starts flashing and the car begins to lose power. Marie
pulls the car into the breakdown lane. 

She pops open her trunk and two men in trench coats
jump out. They open their coats and expose their naked
bodies to the oncoming traffic. 

A state trooper stops next to Marie's car. 

"What the heck is going on here?" the trooper says. 

"My car broke down," Marie says. 

"What are these two clowns supposed to be?" the
trooper asks.

"Duh," Marie says. "They're my emergency flashers!"