07/18/00

It was a bitterly contested divorce hearing, and after
three weeks of bitter acrimony, the judge was ready
to hand down his decision.

The judge said, "Mr. Johnson, after hearing both sides
of the case, we find that you are at fault, and therefore
the court will give your wife alimony at six hundred
dollars a month."

Johnson replied, "Thanks, your Honor.  And to show I'm
not such a bad guy, I'll throw in a hundred myself."