12/16/99

Three prisoners are captured in the war, and are about to 
be executed. They are asked what they wish to have for 
their last meal. 

The Italian asks for Pepperoni Pizza, which 
he is served and then taken away. 

The Frenchmen requests a Filet Mignon, which he is 
served and also taken away. 

The Jewish man requests a plate of strawberries. The 
captors are surprised and reply "STRAWBERRIES?" "Yes, 
Strawberries." "But they are out of season!" "I'll wait..."