12/23/99

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing
lawyers.  

"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you,
with a bribe." 

Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, 
gave me $15,000.  And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000." 

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He 
handed it to Leon. 

.."Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide
this case solely on its merits."