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Men and Women Are Different!

1.  A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. 
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 

2.  A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 

3.  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can 
    spend. 
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 

4.  To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a 
    little. 
    To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to 
    understand her at all. 

5.  Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot 
    more willing to die. 

6.  Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use in two 
    people remembering the same thing. 

7.  Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. 
    Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 

8.  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. 

9.  A woman has the last word in any argument. 
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before 
    marriage and after. 

Women look to one man to satisfy her every need. 
Men look to every woman to satisfy his one need.