02/17/99

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was 
called into the personnel director's  office.  "What is the 
meaning of this?" the director asked.  "When you applied 
for this job, you told us you had five years experience.  
Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held." 

"Well," the young man replied, "in your advertisement 
you said you wanted somebody with imagination."