INSTANT WISDOM > HUMOR > 1999
1/17/99

Headlines from around the world:


British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 

Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge 

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies 

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 

Clinton Wins on Budget; But More Lies Ahead 

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax 

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 

Miners Refuse to Work after Death 

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 

Two Sisters Reunite After 18 Years in Checkout Counter 

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One 

War Dims Hope for Peace 

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 

Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

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