1/18/99

Bob was removing some engine valves from a car on the
lift when he spotted a famous heart surgeon, who was standing 
off to the side, waiting for the service manager.

Bob, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage,
"Hey ...Is that you ?  Come over here a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where 
Bob was working on a car.  Bob in a loud voice, all could 
hear, said argumentatively, "So Mr. fancy doctor, look at this 
work.  I also take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and 
when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten.  So how come you 
get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the 
same work?"

The Doctor, very embarrassed, walked away, and said softly, 
to Bob,....."Try doing your work  with the engine running."