11/05/99

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. 

"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning 
at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the 
attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." 

"We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give 
you the day off." 

"Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"