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Only in America...

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than 
an ambulance...

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, 
a large fry, and a diet coke...

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then 
chain the pens to the counters...

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars 
in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage...

Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen 
calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from 
someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten 
and buns in packages of eight…