9/22/98

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd 
rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. 
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. 
Wishing to appear busy, the young businessman picked 
up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal 
working. He threw huge figures around and made giant 
commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, 
"Can I help you?"

The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone!"