10/03/98

"I want to tithe," a man told his pastor.
"I want to give 10% of my income to my church. When my income was $50,
I gave $5 to the church every Sunday. When I was successful in business
and my weekly income rose to $500 a week, I gave $50 to my church every
Sunday. But now my income has gone to $5000 a week and I just can't
bring myself to give $500 to the church every week."
The pastor said, "Why don't we pray over this?"
So he began to pray, "Dear God, please make this man's income $500 a
week so he can tithe..."