INSTANT WISDOM > HUMOR > 1998
9/29/98

Salesman: "Madam, you can buy this home freezer for 
what you save on your food bills."
Housewife: "Yes, I know, but we are buying our car on the 
bus fares we save, our washing machine on the laundry 
bills we save, and our house on the rent we save. We just 
can't afford to save any more right now."

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