8/7/98

This 75 year old woman had a vision one night, she saw 
and spoke to God. She asked him, "how much time do 
I have to live." He said, "you have 35 years left." 

So that whole year she had a ton of cosmetic surgery, she 
had a face lift, a tummy tuck, her nose reshaped, liposuction, 
she completely did herself over. She figured as long as 
she was going to live another 35 years she was going to 
look young again. After all this was done, that same year 
she was hit by a car and was killed instantly. 

When she entered St. Peter's gate she walked over to God 
and said, "What happened? I thought you said I had 
another 35 years." God replied, "I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU!"