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9/6/96

Some car safety sayings


On Curves Ahead
Remember Sonny
That Rabbit's Foot
Didn't Save the Bunny

Don't Lose Your Head
To Gain A Minute
You Need Your Head
Your Brains Are In It

No Matter The Price
No Matter How New
The Best Safety Device
In Your Car Is You

Proper Distance
To Him Was Bunk
They Pulled Him Out
Of Some Guys Trunk

You Can't Reach 80
Hole and Hearty
By Driving 80
Home From The Party

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