INSTANT WISDOM > HUMOR > 1996
11/30/96

A GORY STORY

One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shoot each other
One deaf policeman hear the noise
Got up and shot the two dead boys
If you don't believe my story's true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!

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